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WRITTEN BY HANNAH VEALE AND OLI PROUSE


THIS THE LOCATION OF THE STORE IN WHICH WE WORK - THE SONG WILL BE UNDERSTOOD MORE BY THE EMPLOYEES OF STORE 771


Is this some real meat?Is this just processed cheese?
Stuck in a huge queue,
No escape from Ronald McD,
Open your eyes, Eat Apple Pies and see,
They've over charged me, I need 50p,
But I'm easy come, easy go, I will let the matter go,
As long as I get my food it doesn't really matter to me, to me.....





Manager, just dropped a bun,
I have dropped it on the floor, it got kicked towards the door.
Manager, the shift has just begun,
But now I'm going to toast it anyway.
Manager, haaalo, I don't wanna work,
I sometimes wish I'd never been employed at all.
Carry on, waiting on,
Cos cleaning doesn't matter.



Too late, the car has gone,
It drove without its fries,
I can't kill these pesky flies.
Too late, the schedule's not been done,
And now I don't know when I'm going to work.
Manager, ooooooooh,
I don't want to do dive, I sometimes wish I'd never been employed at all....



I see a little of Nuggets in the bin,
Out of time, out of time, can you throw them all away please,
Waiting on a Big Mac, Oli calls them Big Smacks,
Wheeee!
(Chicken Sandwich) Chicken Sandwich (Chicken Sandwich) Chicken Sandwich Di-i-no.
I am Dave Powell, I look very funny,
(He's just Dave Powell, nicking lots of money!)
He's got teeth, he's a monstrosity!



Window one, window two, will you let me go home,
No! (They will not let me go),
Let me go! (please Ni-gel) They will never let me go,
Let me go (please Ni-gel)
They will not let me go...
Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke
Oh tex mex chicken tex mex chicken tex mex chicken, let me goooo!!
This cus-tomer is getting ann-oyed with meeee, with meeee, Flureeeeeee!



So you think you can diss me and spit in my fries,
Well I tell you this sonny I'll bash out your eyeee...
Ohhh, Ronald, can't do this to me Ronald.
Just got out, just got to get right of here...



THE END!!



AND NOW...IT'S BUFFY!!